... you cackling jackass. A little belated considering he announced his retirement a few days ago, but amongst the flurry of Messier retrospectives that hit blogs and news sites everywhere, this photo is by far the most awesome, courtesy of the newish but pretty good hockey blog Odd Man Rush. From the site:
Fans may disagree on the Top 3 Messier moments but I think we can all agree that >>> this <<< is one of the stranger Mark Messier post-game locker room celebration photos that you'll ever find. Hmmm, he's got one hand on a beer that's easy to see but I can't tell where his other hand is... and I'm not sure I want to know.
What do you mean, you're not sure you want to know? I totally want to know exactly where and how hard Messier is touching Mr. Gary Coleman.
Also, nice loincloth, sir.