Saturday, October 1, 2005

A New Energy featuring Chris Pronger


[Knock Knock]

Man: "Hello?...Wh..aa?" [round, dark stain forming in man's pants]

Chris Pronger: "This year there's a New Energy at Rexall Place, and on behalf of the Edmonton
Oilers I would like to thank you for being a part of this New Energy"

Man: "You're Chris Pronger!"

Chris Pronger: "Here's your season tickets, and thank you for your support."

Man: "Chris Proooonger!!!" [Shouting down the driveway as Chris Pronger gets into an awaiting car]

This little dramatization isn't just idle fantasy, it could be reality. That's right, if you buy season tickets today a flesh-and-blood Oiler will come over to your house and deliver them personally.
"This demonstrates how real the partnership between the players and the organization is," said Patrick LaForge, President & CEO of the Edmonton Oilers. "This is a great opportunity for the players to go out and have some fun with our customers before the season starts." Heh. I'm sure the players are loving it.

3 comments:

sacamano said...

Wow! That is fantastic. I wish I had money.

Randy said...

Wow, that's a terrible idea.
Rest assured that after one of these visits a drugged Ryan Smith will wake up handcuffed to a waterpipe in some season ticket holder's basement.
RUB ON THE LOTION!!! TAKE DIRTY ABOUT CHIMERA!!!

Shudder.

Garnet said...

Sounds like a scenario that could provide a rich vein of inspiration for your next batch of slashfic.