Sunday, June 18, 2006

"His whole face looks like Ken Baumgartner's upper lip"

I feel cheated that I hadn't found Knob Hockey before now. Pure. Genius.

Braveheart


Behind the Mask with Ty Conklin


Ryan Smyth, Part 2

15 comments:

Alana said...

Those are awesome. Conklin: "Oh Nooooo!" Classic.

lowetide said...

Brilliant!

Loxy said...

Where has Knob Hockey been all my life?

Biff Johanssen said...

Man, those are hilarious. Like GI Joe Bodymassage hilarious. Well played, Chris!

the Prez said...

There are more at my-nhl.com. That's where I first found them. I think my favourite is still "Behind the Mask" with Iilya.

the Prez said...

Disregard. I see you posted the link.

Anonymous said...

Best moment: Ryan Smyth's "I just want to sleep..." And that's even how I expect he would sound.

Also, I could watch that Ty Conklin short all day. God, this is gold.

On a work-related note, I didn't even have to so much as open my mouth about tomorrow night; the boss switched my shifts around as soon as he heard the Oilers won. Man, am I lucky I work in the sports department.

GOILERS!

chris

Coluch said...

Knob Hockey is like... made for US.

Good find, awesome shorts!

Anonymous said...

Simply classic... God I remember playing that when I was a kid, it was so much fun. Those are just too funny, especially Brindywhores's speech and Conklin Clown Show lmao some good stuff there!

+timrhodes said...

Has it occured to anyone else that if Conklin had not let the goal in, he probaly would have started the next game, gave us two games of shit, and had Jussi put in for a game 4, which he would have bombed with all the pressure?

On a side note, I really need to stop my "Run Lola, Run" train of thought for every action I do.

Andy Grabia said...

Where has Knob Hockey been all my life?

I can't believe people let that comment slide.

Awesome page. I'm ashamed that I've never seen it before.

Me said...

The one on Brind'amor was the best!

Coluch said...

Wow, I wonder who makes those... the site gives no credits at all, but the Tonawanda one is especially funny having grown up close to Buffalo! Fantasy Island was a pretty cool amusement park for awhile... then a crappy one, then basically a petting zoo.

+timrhodes said...

>> Wow, I wonder who makes those...

Well, a felt a little Ace Venturaish, so a whois told us it belongs to a company called Sticky, Ltd.

Company Info: stickyltd.com

They seem to be film consultants of some type. Is this a hobby project, or just portfolio work? Someone call the guy and let us know!

http://www.yellowpages.ca/mp/ON/TORONTO/Sticky%2BLtd/416/3620002/49%2BNiagara%2BStreet/Toronto/M5V1C2/0/1/0000000000000936860088345007.html

Coluch said...

Film consultants in the area of product placement/media integration it seems. Anyway, instead of making an old fashioned phone call, you could just send an email to the address from the contact page at http://www.stickyltd.com/ and thank him/them for being such awesome hockey fans, and berate them for not asking me to be their editor.

On a similar note, I really don't want to eat into my VACATION DAYS because of illness, but I really doubt it will be good for my (invisible) recovery process, or people at work if I go in for the next few days... ARRGHGH! Hopefully the Oil will inspire my body to get it together.