Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Best of PPV microphones

Found this on the HF Boards, worth a gander just for Jason "batshit" Smith alone.

20 comments:

Doogie said...

I think this came from iTunes. A friend of mine sent it to me a couple of weeks back. Kick ass.

mike w said...

Anyone who ever wants to hear a Canadian accent skirting along the edge of self-parody just has to head down to a local hockey rink:

"Come on Bouys, lets get'r done 'eere!"

Anonymous said...

That's awesome. I liked the part where Hemsky is giving Horcoff advice on the faceoff, it's really interesting how they interact.

Chris said...

The part with Hemsky and Horcoff is hilarious Horcoff is all "dude I'm the centerman what are you talking about", and Hemsky is "no no just try it". "Okay fine it works once in a while"

Jordi said...

Six words: How do you like them apples!?

I think I liked my players better when they didn't talk.

courto said...

Oooof. I did not need a reminder on how crappy Roli's time with the Wild last year was.

oddmanrush said...

Great stuff. It's evident from the interaction why the club made it as far as they did.

MetroGnome said...

My two favored quotes:

Stoll: "Look at the video. I didn't even touch him. Just Look at it. LOOK AT IT!"

and

Smyth "HOOOOKKEENNNG!! C'MON!"

Alana said...

That was amazing. Horcoff sounds exactly like Harland Williams. You can see why Jason Smith is a captain - Seems like he and Ryan Smyth are the guys who never stop hollering to keep the team's spirits up.

Stoll's a bit of a whiner, it looks like. I love the bit where he's all "What'd I do?" to his teammates and they're completely ignoring him.

"How do you like them apples?" -- God, Pronger is lame.

Ti-girl said...

I'm sorry, but Horcoff's man giggle made me crack up.
That and Stoll continueing to whine.

[i]What'd I do? What'd I do? Seriously? What'd I do?"[/i]

That and when he takes a slapshot and falls over.

grace said...

Oh my God I love these guys. Love them. I miss hockey so much. I miss watching them, I can't wait for the season to begin again.

God, why is Benedict A$$hat still in the video? Man I hate him. HATE HIM. May he die with some disease where the only cure is based in Edmonton and they refuse to give it to him, with him begging at the city limits for it and armed police officers are there with guns shaking their heads.

Colin Giles said...

I want them miked when we win the Stanley Cup......

Chris! said...

God, why is Benedict A$$hat still in the video? Man I hate him. HATE HIM. May he die with some disease where the only cure is based in Edmonton and they refuse to give it to him, with him begging at the city limits for it and armed police officers are there with guns shaking their heads.

Maybe someday he'll develop diabetes so we can refuse him the world-renowned Edmonton Protocol islet transplant treatment.

Andy Grabia said...

Highlights:

Pronger: Do you like apples?
Opponent: Yeah.
Pronger: Well, I just impregnated your girlfriend. How do you like them apples?

Smytty: "Dave's a killer!"

Stoll: "I love you D-Vo!"

Stoll: "George. George. Georgie. George. George. George."

And my personal fave:

Horcoff: "You know when i go high, high, the playstation sign, and the d follows me?"

What the FUCK does that even mean? That has to be added to the Oilogosphere lexicon.

Alana said...

Andy - That is hilarious. I think the players have mapped Northlands by the ads on the boards.

"Bank it off McDonalds, then turn hard right at Carpetworld. I'll pass it to you when I hit Dollarama."

Black Dog Hates Skunks said...

I thought that's what Horcoff said - good one.

This one's a beaut, Mike.

Eh?

D. said...

Loved this. I wasn't smiling when Pronger came on, though. Ugh, good riddance!

uni said...

I really wish we could have seen a PPV on Hemsky, I can't get enough of him and Horcoff haha, "It's got to work sometimes", "It'll work more than that, no no, you just got to push it through..."

Daniel said...

More Smyth here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sKuWhMsLIs

I wonder what that little exchange with Pronger was all about.

Pam said...

Man, this never gets old.

It was originally on the Oilers website in the multi-media section back in May.

I always crack up at the 1st Horcoff bit "support that chip boys; support that chip; that's all he's got there." I don't know WHY exactly, but it always makes me laugh. LOL.

Stoll's penalty bit; I think he is hamming it up for the mic'ed up feature, IMO. He does come off as whining though by the end of it.

Smyth's "HOOOOKKEENNNG!! C'MON!" is pretty great too.