Goddamn Oilers can't even lose correctly. If you're going to break the stupid streak, don't do it against the team fighting the Flames for the last playoff spot. Actually, why did you even break the stupid streak: number 2 overall, fools! That's all that's left to fight for! And when the Jackets were getting so close to overtaking us. Thanks for nothing, Lupul: how do you expect us to celebrate your goals when we can't even get into the playoffs?
Here's a look at the record each team needs to pass the Oilers in the standings and (essentially) guarantee us the number one overall pick.
Oilers - 69 points
- Columbus - 1-6-1
- LA - 2-5-0
- Washington - 2-4-1
- Chicag0 - 3-4-1
- Phoenix - 4-4-0
- Philadelphia - CAN'T PASS A TEAM PLAYING DANNY SYVRET 25 MINUTES A NIGHT