Monday, March 19, 2007

A CinO EXCLUSIVE!!!

We here at Covered in Oil will not be left behind in the candid picture bonanza currently going on in the rest of the Oilogosphere. Fresh from our tireless staff of paparazzi, exclusive candid pics of the afterparty from Saturday, March 3's game against the Calgary Flames.

"Hey, Dion Phaneuf, this is Oil Country!"

Have you got a comprising photo of an Oiler draped in puckbunnies/engaged in homoerotic shenanigans? We pay top dollar for pics!

UPDATE: Epinoymous takes the photo one step closer to its inevitable conclusion: a Sgt. Pepper's-style menagerie of embarrassing Oiler moments (assuming, of course, Petr Nedved in and of himself has been embarrassing this year).

"Making Out for the Benefit of Mr. Phaneuf"

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha!
I almost peed.

Epinonymous said...

If I may humbly submit a couple of additions...

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/epinonymous/makeout2.jpg

Anonymous said...

Haha, putting Trevor Linden's face in there was pretty funny. It is Linden right?

I wanted to share a thought or two about Mactool.

He will not be fired, because like GW Bush, K-Lowe does not admit mistakes. These two will go down together.

He may quit. If he is really smart and realizes that if he stays in Onion to the bitter end his prospects dim considerably to have another NHL job. Quit now and he can easily re-sign for another team desperate for his special talents.

I don't think he's actually a terrible coach, although there are definite failings and I think we can all point out games where better coaches took advantage.

Bottom line is, the definition of futility is doing the same thing you've always done but expecting a different result. That's about where we're at with this guy.

Duke

Alana said...

ha ha! Phaneuf is mesmerized by Lupul's crotch!

Chris! said...

Dion likes to watch.

kurri_17 said...

That is FANTASTIC!

Loxy said...

Isn't that Nedved in the updated version?

Julian said...

holy fuck, I'm still laughing at that...


thank god for digital cameras eh?

MetroGnome said...

That is some photo editing wizardry. Kudos.

Kyle said...

That photochopping is pure genius and it makes me feel like we have some recourse on Joffrey 'fucking' Lupul.

Just a quick aside, if either Chris! or Pleasure Motors or mike w could check out my blog and consider linking to it, I'd really appreciate it. I cover Flames and Oilers about 50/50. Anyway, if you decide not to link, not a big deal, but I thought I'd ask.

Katie O'D said...

Oh my god...I love it. All of it. Dion. Nedved. Raffi's "proud girlfriend" look and the fact that he still has a woman's arm. Can we label the arm flipping us off as KLowe or something? Or is it implied by the team he's making us watch? You know what, nevermind. It's perfect just how it is.

Alana said...

Nedved's such a perv.

Kyle said...

Katie, I think the arm symbolizes the Oiler fan.

Lord Bob said...

Covered in Oil is my one-stop shop for Edmonton Oilers-based homoeroticism. Good work.

(note: feel free to use that in your advertising.)

Katie O'D said...

If you take it that the arm is flipping off the people in the picture, yes. I see it as saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, your Edmonton Oilers!" It's open to interpretation, of course. That's the beauty of it.
I guess Joff's sweet lovin' has done some good. Raffi just scored. We're winning? Uh?

Anonymous said...

You knew it wouldn't last. Especially after you made the comment about winning. All teams need twins!

Dennis said...

Outstanding stuff. Ty passed along the link and I just lost it.

The only thing that might be missing is one of the Pleasure Motors nude shots from the hot-off this past winter.

mike w said...

I like to think that Schremp is flexing to no one in particular.

Beautiful photo, dudes. Kipper really seals the deal.

This is where a well-crafted PhotoShop job transcends mere fandom and becomes art.

Tyler said...

Just so we're clear, Dennis' complaint is that the picture needs more male nudity.

Pleasure Motors said...

I like to think that Schremp is flexing to no one in particular.

I like to think the Rob Schremp is the type of guy who would go up to a bar, order a Bud, and then just tear off his shirt and start flexing, smile as wide as the North Saskatchewan, until the bartender brings him his beer. I'm also picturing him standing there for about 20 seconds, pipes ablazin', as the bartender repeatedly looks down at the beer. Then Schremp gets a sad look on his face and slowly puts his arms down, meekly swiping the beer off the bar and taking a quick swig while he looks around the room, all pretending nothing out of the ordinary just happened.

Loxy said...

I need something big to happen to post my next Schremp masterpiece...

Please get called up!!!

Scott the Rem Murray Fan said...

There is no law of diminishing returns here, folks -- I'm having trouble NOT looking at this pic every few hours.

Anonymous said...

BWHAHAHAH I JUST noticed the Nedved in the backround.

....that's GOLD!

Hugh said...

My god that is spectacular.

We need more of these mashups.

Seriously, I want more. MORE MORE MORE.

Anonymous said...

this pic sucks, so is the edmonton oilers...edmonton fans are like the edmonton oilers, below the rankings

Chris! said...

Wow, who gives a shit about this anymore?

Black Dog said...

yeah, us Oiler fans, below the rankings like

so is the edmonton oilers

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