Thursday, March 8, 2007

I'll take a million!

After all, you can never have too much TOBY PETERSEN WALLPAPER!!!


Don't everybody try to download it at once, now, lest the ensuing barrage brings the Oilers' web server trembling to its knees.

Seriously, though, this is on my desktop right now. Thanks to Andy for the find in the previous post's comments.

20 comments:

Black Dog said...

I wonder if we could get some actual wallpaper.

It would match my Matt Greene bedspread.

The one where he is getting turned inside out by "labouring in agony" Tim Taylor.

Sigh.

DRZ said...

Ha ha ha
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nhl_signs_broadcast_deal_with_food

Anonymous said...

Wow... looking through the wallpaper section there's a bunch that contain the Oiler's schedule for March... which isn't so much a wallpaper so much as a royal edict that proclaims that the oil have one game in the entire month that they have a nonzero chance of winning. But let's not focus on the hard times to come! Spice up that desktop with Roloson's intimidating figure!

gary b said...

only 6 points to go before we 'catch' Columbus for that 6th overall pick!

Julian said...

Yeah, now they just called up Bryan Young.



Seriously, bring back Ulanov. I would honestly fully support it.

Black Dog said...

julian - as I am sure you are aware there is nobody left

nobody

so it may very well be ulanov - apparently the only remaining choice is to bring up juniors

mike w said...

B-Bryan Young?

Julian said...

It'd be a great story if Bisaillion (or whatever his name is) went from junior UFA signing to top 6 defenseman for the rest of the year.

And outperformed Greene.

LittleFury said...

I think I prefer the Nomi to the Toby.

Black Dog said...

Not much of a stretch Julian - everyone they've called up so far has.

Bob said...

I like how the Journal, part of the EIG, can always find a positive spin to this season.

They ran an article the other day about the "great opportunity" the rest of the season is for the younger players.

Now that's great PR!

- Bob

Julian said...

Now Oilfans is saying Bisaillon is actually being called up, but i haven't seen it elsewhere, least of on the Oilers website.

If Bisaillon does come up, the Oilers will have abosolutely no defensemen left. Anywhere.

Hilarious season indeed.

LittleFury said...

If Bisaillon does come up, the Oilers will have abosolutely no defensemen left. Anywhere.

Actually, with Matt Greene in, they will have -1 defensemen.

Anonymous said...

Does that come out to +1 offense for the other team? It's like he's actively trying to score goals... for the wrong side...

I wonder if the callups understand that the "great experience" theyre getting is humiliation at the hands of the Sedin twins?

Anonymous said...

Bryan Young's stats? No goals, one assist in 8 games this season. In the AHL! AWESOME!

Loxy said...

Shes a good girl, loves her Oilers
Loves Jesus and Kittens too
Shes a good girl, crazy bout Reasoner
Loves hockey but no boyfriend too

Its a long day living in Vancouver
Theres commercial runnin through the yard
And they're a bad team cause they dont even win more
Lowe's a bad boy for breakin her heart

And they're free, free fallin
Yeah they're free, free fallin



...maybe i'll continue this on hot oil...

scotty said...

AWESOME.

i have toby petersen on one monitor, patrick thoreson on the other. i waffled between thoreson and petr nedved, but thor won the coin toss.


and holy fuck @ the two oilers logos at the bottom of the page. sweet jesus those are awful.

slipper said...

I don't think you're allowed to rhyme too with too.

Loxy said...

If Tom Petty can do it...

It means this godforsaken team probably can't.

T.C. said...

Holy shit! Nice facelift on the EAG... and then there's Lowe-ball, dismantling last year's almost Cup winners... WTF is getting into the drinking water in Edmonton lately...? I was pretty sure that all the coal had already been yanked outta Ross Flats; how do all those toxic chemicals run *uphill* all the way into the food at...uh, I was gonna put in some "fine dining" establishment downtown, but according to 'MenuPalace.com' (North America's Ultimate Restaurant & Hospitality Guide), and I quote, "No establishments were found"... When will we make it a triumvirate, and sign Klaus Nomi as the new Coach?