Thursday, May 3, 2007

I love legitimate theatre

Pat over at Black Dog Hates Skunks just made my day with his latest work of genius, "Dr. Smyth and His Merry Men Save Little Johnny Edmonton: An Allegorical Passion Play." An excerpt:

Scene: Little Johnny Edmonton, a fresh faced innocent lad, sits in his bedroom, looking at his Oilers' hockey cards. A Ryan Smyth poster is on his wall. Cal Nichols, Pat LaForge and Joffrey Lupul enter.

LaForge - Hey, Johnny, how about giving us some money for that swell new arena we're going to build downtown?

Johnny - Uh, aren't you guys a bunch of rich dudes? Shouldn't you be able to finance this without public money?

Chorus: ECONOMIC SPINOFFS! REVITALIZE THE DOWNTOWN! NO MORE DRUG USING HOBO TERRORISTS!

Johnny - Who the fuck are all these guys?

LaForge - Oh, that's the Edmonton media. So, what about the money?
I implore you to read the crap out of it.

5 comments:

mike w said...

OOOOOOIllllerssDDXZZZ

Darien said...

I read it by accident and I don't know what to say.

Black Dog said...

Its disgusting filth, that's what it is. Someone should take that boy back out behind the woodshed.

Thanks chris!

Scott said...

holy fuck, that may be the best goddamn thing i've ever read.

Master Lok said...

meh - it was a waste of time to read. i didn't find it original or entertaining.