Thursday, July 26, 2007

BREAKING NEWS

Under the barely-legal file, looks like Mike Comrie is making kissy faces with Hilary Duff, at least according to everybody's favourite e-rag TMZ.com.


Sources tell TMZ "that the twosome have been hot and heavy since a wet weekend of jet skiing in Idaho." Hey, can you imagine Hilary Duff staying in Edmonton? No? Good thing we traded him then, especially since he held out for more money like a big baby while the Oilers 2003 season went down the drain. BOOooOO.

9 comments:

garnet said...

Who's Dustin Penner dating? We just offered him $21.5 million over five years.

Limey said...

You bastards!

So much for bringing Teemu back even at a lower rate. Ouch.

garnet said...

Well, the Ducks could just save money by letting Penner go ...

Mattstro Disastro said...

So...this is part of the NHL's strategy to market the league to American teenage girls?

Next phase will be assembling a boy band rom the young stars of the NHL called "New Kids on the Trading Block".

I wonder if they'll cover the Triple Crown Line's "Forgive My Misconduct". Ten internets for whoever knows what that's from.

Doogie said...

I didn't even know until I got bored on the can one day and started reading a People or something that Hilary Duff was even legal. Apparently, she's 19. Did anyone else know this?

Mattstro Disastro said...

Mike Comrie sure did!

Ba-zing!

allan said...

I'm pleasantly surprised that he's started seeing girls who are legal. It's his first small step away from slimy creep.

Kirsten said...

I dunno, I think that dating any of the Duff sisters still makes you a slimey creep. Either that or it just says you have bad taste.

O'Seven said...

It shows bad taste to get all dressed up for a greaseball who'll show up in shitty old jeans and a cheap t-shirt. What's with the necklace underneath, is that your house key on a shoelace? Good to carry a roll of quarters, too, just in case you get recognized.