Friday, July 27, 2007

What does YouTube think? D! U! S! T! I! N!

Man, Burke sure is taking his sweet time to announce that he's matching Kevin Lowe's batshit wacky offer sheet for Dustin Penner, huh? Come on, Burkey. You are going to match, right?

Right?

In the meantime, here's a few Dustin Penner videos from the meagre selection kicking around on that bastion of democratic media and teenage whinery, YouTube. In the first, Penner beats up on gutless punk Dion Phaneuf after blatantly charging into Kiprusoff. Next, Penner gets beat up by Kevin Bieksa after trying to turn Tommi Santala into someone who has to drive his chair with a straw.





Lastly, someone shows off their PowerPoint skills in this SC celebration video that serves up at least three kinds of awesome before descending into a snoozy slideshow set to "Simply The Best." I hope to show a video exactly like this at my funeral someday. C! H! R! I! S! CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS!

10 comments:

pete said...

Jesus H. Christ, that last one is the funniest thing I've seen in a good long while. Somewhere in Anaheim, a 13-year-old Ducks fanboy, or Earl Sleek, is crying in the shower right now because Kewin Lower has gone crazy.

Since it's on the youtubes, I'd have titled it. Simply. Teh. Best.

LittleFury said...

That slideshow needs to come with a warning for any epileptics watching.

S-E-I-Z-U-R-E!

Chris! said...
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Lord Bob said...

Regardless the price, any 6'4" man capable of barrelling headlong into Miikka Kiprusoff, absorbing a couple of shots while he's lying on the ice before getting up and making Dion Phaneuf look like the bitch he is is a player I want on my team.

Chris! said...

DUS!

TIN!

DUS!

TIN!

DUSTIN! DUSTIN!

It's like those Mattress Mattress the Mattress Store commercials that repeat the word "mattress" so much that it starts to lose all meaning.

MetroGnome said...

My favorite part if the alternating "Dustin" and Stanley Cup screens.

MetroGnome said...

*is, above. Sheesh.

McLea said...

Everytime Lowe acquires a new player, he should make a movie like the third one.

Nothing stifles dissent like a flashy video with dance music.

DUS TIN

DUS TIN

Fuck ya.

Chris! said...

Ah. That gets funnier every time I watch it.

LET'S BRING HIM OUT HERE!!!

DUS TIN DUS TIN DUS TIN

DUSTIN DUSTIN

I agree with McLea. This video has undeniable persuasive power. Would have worked wonders to quell the grumblings that followed the Souray signing. Let's see those stats nerds talk about Sheldon's EV/60 with someone screaming SOU RAY SOU RAY SOU RAY in your face.

Doogie said...

Shit, man, why'd you turn up the suck knob halfway through the show? Dumbass Ducks fan.

The pic of him making Comrie look retarded is, of course, always welcome.