Friday, February 8, 2008

ANOTHER CinO EXCLUSIVE!!!!

As part of CinO's annual commitment to being your one-stop shop for EXCLUSIVE OILER CELEBRITY NEWS!!!! we bring you these shocking photos, revealing that Daryl Katz was hiding something from the Edmonton public after all!

(With special thanks to Deep Throat.)

Like most of you, I assumed there was little more to this photo than a chance to admire a billionaire's poodle-cut and penchant for fortune-telling jackets. How naïve we all were.


Who is this woman, Katz? Why is she always so excited? Is it perhaps because of something she bought at one of YOUR pharmacies? And do you expect us to believe it's just a coincidence that her outstretched arm both points the way out of Edmonton AND recalls saluting Hitler?!

You don't have me fooled for a second, Batman. Someone get Terry Jones on this, stat.

PS Speaking of salacious gossip and suspicious blonds, have you seen Hot Oil recently?

8 comments:

mike w said...

He he!

Black Dog said...

Very nice. I knew something was fishy about this guy.

Bring back Butler!

sacamano said...

That house is fucking absurd. What's the over/under on the number of chesterfields in that abode?

It is sure going to be sweet to see when he invites all of the Oilers bloggers (including emeritis) over for a shaker (hint, hint).

Tyler said...

It seems like he's pretty much obliged to sac. If he wants to create a top notch organization, he can't have Leonsis outdoing him on the blogger outreach front.

d said...

LOL. Reminds me of those "World Trade Center" guy pics floating around several years ago.

Anonymous said...

What a ugly home. Its like Katz wanted to demonstrate that Edmonton is a city of some value by building a house with architectual details from at least a dozen others.

Lord Bob said...

What a ugly home. Its like Katz wanted to demonstrate that Edmonton is a city of some value by building a house with architectual details from at least a dozen others.

Let's hope he uses the same guy to design the new arena.

Gus said...

how's this for an exclusive:

I was at Japanese Villiage tonight in Calgary having dinner with friends. At the table across from us was Craig Conroy (and his family), Kristian Hulsalius (and his family) and... Sam Gagner!

I guess they all in the same union...