Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Let's hear it for the boy

Well, the Skittles and root beer will surely flow freely in the rookie house tonight, as Oilers teen angel Sam Gagner has been named the NHL's Rookie of the Month for February. February! It's like two Family Days in one year!

Anyhow, Gagner racked up three goals and 10 assists in 12 games to edge out the Rangers' Brandon Dubinsky (12 GP, 6-5-11), the Coyotes' Peter Mueller (14 GP, 4-7-11) the Blackhawks' Jonathan Toews (10 GP, 3-7-10) and Canadiens goaltender Carey Price (5-2-0, 2.33 GAA, .925 sv%, 1 SO) for the award. Excelsior, young man!

I think we can all agree this calls for a little Deniece Williams.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

But what does this all mean, Basil?

Scarlett said...

I'm sure the rookies will be only having skittles and root beer. Hookers and cocaine more likely!

DMFB said...

I really want to see someone actually having a hooter.

Andy Grabia said...

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!

That does it. I'm bringing back the rolled up suit jacket sleeves. That look is tzight.

Chris! said...

I think we should bring back homosexual fistfights during football games.

Anonymous said...

This kid is so popular, he doesn't even need hookers in Edmonton. Any random teenager would drop her panties faster than Mike Civik drops a puck.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully Gagner is not a pedophile and stays away from the teenagers!!!

Andy Grabia said...

Pedophile? He's 18. Wait, why am I having this conversation?

GOILERS!!!

Chris! said...

GOIL, indeed. Down 2-0 in the first four minutes.

SAVE US, TEEN ANGEL.

Chris! said...

4-0. What a mess. Is Garon even playing tonight?

I see Marty Reasoner, Geoff Sanderson and Jarret Stoll are sporting big fat -3s so far tonight. Way to earn your keep, boys.

sacamano said...

That video makes me think that Ms. Williams is a pedophile.

Kirsten said...

This is excellent to hear. I made a post about young Mr. Gagner on HLOG for this occasion.

Also, I support your "Screw Brian Burke Push" 100%. What a fuckhead.

Josh said...

Is there ever a situation that DOESN'T call for Denise Williams?


Rick Astley or Lets Hear if For The Boy apply to virtually all situations.

Anonymous said...

Did any of the hi-lites or the PPV show Hordichuk in the box after the fight?

Unfortunately I was at that game, so I saw it, just wondering if it got shown anywhere besides the score clock screen.

He and Zack kept at each other once they were in the penalty boxes and Hordichuk was really clowning it up for the camera.

Anonymous said...

I thought they MIGHT win this...LMAOOOOO

ok so back to the lottery deathwatch

heed said...

Hordichuk was really clowning it up for the camera.

you can tell when guys enjoy playing in a hockey town...it's pretty clear he is one of those guys.

Anonymous said...

Hordichuk had nearly the whole building laughing.

I saw a brief clip on TSN. Youtube had the fight replay but it cuts to a replay just as the ref escorts DH into the box.