Thursday, March 20, 2008

Oilers down 2-0; the two moustaches of Ron Hextall

Trying to catch on to the "positive vibes" and "optimism" of Oilers fandom these days, I invited the gang over to my creepy apartment for beer and a screening of tonight's pivotal Canucks game. Big Mistake. We're now in the second intermission, down 2-0, and have resorted to looking up semi-nude pics of Ron Hextall.

Beer, however, is delicious.

**UPDATE!** Oilers lose!


sacamano said...

By "semi", I assume you're talking about his gold chain?

How the fuck do photos like this exist? How long does it take to get used to be interviewed in the nude?

DMFB said...

4-1. Shall we move on to the full-on nude photos of Ron Hextall?

mike w said...

How long does it take to get used to be interviewed in the nude?

17.3 hours.

How the fuck do photos like this exist?

A good ol' screen shot from youtube, my friend.

Look up "Ron Hextall naked."

Black Dog said...

Why would you look up ... never mind.

Eyeris said...

The more I look at it, the more that phallic mic contributes to the pornographic qualities of the photo.

Lord Bob said...

"Ron, I heard you had a... hard night tonight."

"Yeah, I was really flopping and writhing out there. I was their bitch tonight; all I could do was moan and take it."

"Well, you're my first star every night, Ron."

(insert things I'm fairly sure would get the video deleted from YouTube.)

(P.S.: I had some beer tonight. To borrow from an esteemed fellow commenter, STOOPID COILERS!)

Anonymous said...

I could have gone my entire life without having seen that picture this morning. Good lord, he looks like John Holmes.

James Gunner

doritogrande said...

Oh, how I wish you had inserted one of those "semi-nude" photos instead of that one. This makes Good Friday completly un-holy, and not very Good at all.