Any Canadian used to watching the same commercials over and over again on the CBC should be familiar with this Bell ad, which I think is about their wireless service but is ostensibly about a dad and his redhead masturbating son. Having watched this ad a few hundred times, I always felt like it missing something, so I added one last line of dialogue to make its message more clear:
Son: "I dunno."
Dad: "Well, where did you use it last?"
Son: "First I was in my room checking some emails, and then I was in the living room playing some video games -- that was wicked -- and then I was on the deck and watched a video... wait, I know!"
Dad: "Please, don't tell me."
Son: "It's in the bathroom."
Dad (walking away): "yeah, all right, all right..."
Son (calling out):" Left it in the bathroom!"
Dad: "I got it!"
Son: "Because I was masturbating to porn, Dad ...I WAS MASTURBATING TO PORN!!!"
And how about all of those medals for Canada? Now that they've surpassed the medal count from Athens, hand-wringing media stories like "Do we care too much about hockey?" can turn into "Never mind, maintain current hockey-caring levels."